"The Triple Chocolate Meltdown...is that chocolatey?"
Needless to say, when she came in to pick up her order, the entire staff kept walking past the to-go pickup side of the bar to see the idiot who wasn't quite sure whether something named "triple chocolate" anything was going to be chocolate.
Maybe I'm making too big of a deal out of this one. But it just pisses me off that someone actually wasted breath to ask a question that stupid.
Our restaurant essentially hates most of our customers. I'm so jaded.